May 19

This seems as good as any time to post the news:  I’m officially a senior citizen.  I went to Color My World and when the kid rang me up he gave me the total and then said, “.....and minus your discount it’s $5.47!”  

My discount??? Ohhhhhhh........it’s Tuesday.......Tuesdays are old fart 10% off day.  

He gave me a sly, little wink and said, “You know, experienced people...”  Experienced???  Is that what they’re calling senior citizens nowadays??  That kid is on my permanent shit list........

The worse part is, he didn’t even look at my ID.  He just took one look at me and it was enough.

I don’t understand.  Wasn’t it just last week that Julie and I were washing our cars in her mom’s driveway, wearing our bikinis???